Rousey would submit Jacare

After beating Cain (under the right circumstances) destroying Cyborg, submitting any girl on the planet with one arm tied behind her back and out boxing Holmes in a boxing match.

She'll never have to prove it, so it's fun to think of hypothetical shit she WOULD do but won't.

Rousey would karate kick Lyoto Machida into bolivian. Phone Post 3.0

Rousey would have found Bin Laden the day after 9-11, but nobody asked her to. Phone Post 3.0

Rousey is rumored to be on the set of Gina Carano's new movie with De Niro. She told Bob,"You're doing it wrong."

Thread has MAD potential Phone Post 3.0

Aaronrodgers=GOAT - Thread has MAD potential Phone Post 3.0


Again, why let Chocula off the hook as a coach with one horse going all in on a messageboard about MMA with mostly stupid stupid stories on it right now? He's creating the joke and doesn't think it's ridiculous sounding so it's gonna ride.



 



Rousey finds and Armbars bigfoot under hairy circumstances.



 



 

Before he goes to bed, the boogey man checks under his bed for Ronda Phone Post 3.0

Rousey would have dunked it from the 3 point line and beat Jordan on the dunk contest.

Rousey believes she can fly. Phone Post 3.0

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ronda doesnt even know who the fuck dana white is

Ronda would beat me, Right Hand JO Power, and garythekid in a small dick contest.

And after she murdered Floyd Phone Post 3.0

Ronda played basketball with Jordan. He quit after she dunked on him And was winning 18-2. He got one lucky shot off.. Phone Post 3.0

Rhonda once penetrated Bill Brasky using a strap on.  Nine months later, ole' Bill Brasky had twins.  The babies broke both the doctor's arms and choked out the nurses with their own umbilical cords.

Ronda would beat Britney Griner in a one-on-one basketball game. Phone Post 3.0

Soup and Beer - 

Rhonda once penetrated Bill Brasky using a strap on.  Nine months later, ole' Bill Brasky had twins.  The babies broke both the doctor's arms and choked out the nurses with their own umbilical cords.

 

lol voted up for the Brasky reference

 

 

Dana tried throwing Ronda into a pool. ; she didn't get wet, the water for Rousey-ed.

Ba dum dum chee. Phone Post 3.0

Pessimist_Pete - Ronda would beat Britney Griner in a one-on-one basketball game. Phone Post 3.0
With one arm tied behind her back, to try and make it fair to Griner.

But it still wouldn't even be close. Ronda's that fucking good. Phone Post 3.0

BeatonHauff - She could bang more guys than Lisa Sparxxx in 24 hours, who currently holds the record at 919.
With ease. Ronda smokes that much meat the day before a fight out of boredom. Phone Post 3.0

Ronda cures Cancers, or does Cancers submits to Ronda!? Phone Post 3.0

This has been done before, stop trying to be funny OP, you're late to the party. Phone Post 3.0