Rufus, Together Let's Make America Great Again

Come back from the Dark Side Buddy. We Republicans need to stick together. I'll buy you a hat and some ice cream. Two Scoops.

I know you like red. How about it friend? 

Rufus has already cashed out to become a lobbyist for business interests.

True but there's always hope. Deep down I know he can be saved. He needs a Political Intervention.

Rufus, we love ya man. I know you think you're out there walking on sunshine with Cruz but you gotta stop drinking this Kool Aid. I know you tried it a couple times just to be cool but it's hiding the smart political person you are and can be again. Come back to us Rufus. Come back to us.