Come back from the Dark Side Buddy. We Republicans need to stick together. I'll buy you a hat and some ice cream. Two Scoops.
I know you like red. How about it friend?
Rufus has already cashed out to become a lobbyist for business interests.
True but there's always hope. Deep down I know he can be saved. He needs a Political Intervention.
Rufus, we love ya man. I know you think you're out there walking on sunshine with Cruz but you gotta stop drinking this Kool Aid. I know you tried it a couple times just to be cool but it's hiding the smart political person you are and can be again. Come back to us Rufus. Come back to us.