Rules for wives during EURO 2016

RULES FOR THE WIFE DURING THE EURO's.

1. If I hear you saying Cristiano Ronaldo is hot. GET OUT.

2. When the match is on, the tv is mine. Eastenders, Hollyoaks and Corrie can do one.

3. I will most likely have a bet on. So if you see me annoyed or upset if one of my teams are losing. Don’t dare say:

-It’s only a game.
-Get over it.
-They will win next time.

Any of the above will result in a break up or a divorce

4. Having sex unless oral whilst I’m watching a game is out of bounds. You don’t do it normally, so don’t do it just because you want my attention.

5. Replays are very important, I don’t care if I have seen it. If needs be I will rewind the game and watch it again.

6. I will not be attending any of your friends parties or gatherings, I am fully booked. Unless it involves watching
the EURO's.

7. You are welcome to watch the games with me. As long as you REMAIN SILENT.

8. Don’t ask me what the offside rule is. The answer will be...
You being out of the kitchen.

9. The Referee is always a wanker.

10. If you hear me scream your name be ready to:
-Grab me a drink.
-Grab me a snack.
-Get me new batteries for the remote.

If any of the above are breached or not followed you will:

1st breach: Receive a warning.
2nd breach: Be told to get out of the room
3rd breach: Finished or divorced....

Seems fair enough to me Phone Post 3.0

  1. Bang someone who isn't watching soccer Phone Post 3.0

Lol the missus has been advised Phone Post 3.0

You must be a Limey. A non Muslim one though, if there are any left Phone Post 3.0

What sport is this? Phone Post 3.0

Wait, when did they legalize marriage for soccer fans? Phone Post 3.0

Stronghold - You must be a Limey. A non Muslim one though, if there are any left Phone Post 3.0
There's a few left still Phone Post 3.0

Jack and Wink - Wait, when did they legalize marriage for soccer fans? Phone Post 3.0

lol

IDOHARM - What sport is this? Phone Post 3.0
Midget Badminton Phone Post 3.0

Teenage Mutant Lesnar Turtle -
IDOHARM - What sport is this? Phone Post 3.0
Midget Badminton Phone Post 3.0
Haven't seen it but I'd definitely like to. Phone Post 3.0

Secret is to get yourself a missus that likes football OP, easy..

My wifes from Leicester and grew up having her dad take her and her brother to Filbert Street so doesnt mind watching the ooccasional game or 2.

And before you ask no she is not Indian, Pakastani or muslim. Just 100% Anglo Saxon.

MMA6053 -

Secret is to get yourself a missus that likes football OP, easy..

My wifes from Leicester and grew up having her dad take her and her brother to Filbert Street so doesnt mind watching the ooccasional game or 2.

And before you ask no she is not Indian, Pakastani or muslim. Just 100% Anglo Saxon.

Yeah I know I messed up, my wife hates it. Although she did make a fantasy team that already has more points than mine, go figure Phone Post 3.0

Haha love rule #1& 8 Phone Post 3.0

12. Find man who likes manly sports

Cracked me up. Have a VU Phone Post 3.0

jamesisgod - Cracked me up. Have a VU Phone Post 3.0
Thanks man, I trust you'll be watching tonight? Phone Post 3.0

RhinoHog -


12. Find man who likes manly sports

Theres nothing a woman finds harder to resist than a man who sits on his couch watching tough sports. Phone Post 3.0

I have trained my wife in your rules over the years but she still sometimes walks in front of the tv (usually just as the ball is arcing gracefully into the back of the net) and starts picking shit up or doing some other shit. I have to remind her she is not made of fucking glass Phone Post 3.0

  1. Badr Hari. Has him wifed up Phone Post 3.0

soreshins - I have trained my wife in your rules over the years but she still sometimes walks in front of the tv (usually just as the ball is arcing gracefully into the back of the net) and starts picking shit up or doing some other shit. I have to remind her she is not made of fucking glass Phone Post 3.0
Or "do you need the sound on?" ... Yes, yes I do. Phone Post 3.0