Rumour has I killed a guy at work

Damn Canadians always killing people, they are a violent bunch!

I HAVEN’T KILLED ANYONE!

Did you throw then in the trash!

What?

No!

Why would I do that?

I bet you would if you lived in Auburn Hills… and had Marfans

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

Canadians always be throwing perfectly dead tranny pimps away.

The guy I killed (allegedly) wasn’t a tranny!

I think?

Captain Cuck why are you throwing shit on the Canadian flag in your avatar. That’s so disrespectful you murderer!

What?

I don’t know why that looks like that.

I never murdered anyone!