In order to deliver all presents in time
I the only one who thinks that's pretty much impossible?
You've just shattered the UG's reality
Gritty, I know this is gonna suck for you but Santa is not real my fren.
there is obviously more than one santa
You mean "Santa DOES 823 house per second"
Should be no problem with the team of reindeer he's put together.
The guy is magical bro. MAGICAL!
Santa exists on a different time/space continuum than us. Seconds for us are years for Santa... it actually takes him 6 years of his time to deliver presents every Christmas. How about you show some appreciation, Grinchy?
Did you also count the hood?
All the footage over the years has shown him slowly wandering around living rooms or on his sled in a fast but normal range of speed. Perhaps he has ability to warp time?
Fuck off Gritty. Just because you can't do it doesn't mean santa can't!
Watch the documentary, Arthur Christmas.
All is explained!
Under the right circumstances.
So he has a little time to spare. Pretty sure the perv touches my wife every year during that second.
As for me and grandpa... we believe.
Get off my lawn
Satan Claws?
Two things to consider
1. Time zones can stretch his workday a little longer.
2. Santa can skip entire cities and states. Maybe even countries too.
More than that. He stops at my place for a slow blow.