So I shave my head. I scratched a minute ago and now the back of my head looks like Jessica Eye's ear. at least according to the tissue I rubbed on there. If I don't make it I just wanted to say I hate you all.
I will miss your brisket threads
Everybody stops bleeding eventually.
Did you shave a mole?
gif of OP....
Blue namer, please ^
Jessica did the ear splitting. You mean Leslie Smith.
I will refer to her as Miss Floppyear
I've cut my head while shaving it. It was just a knick but it look like I'd been shot in the head.