Scratch an itch on my head. May bleed to death

So I shave my head. I scratched a minute ago and now the back of my head looks like Jessica Eye's ear. at least according to the tissue I rubbed on there. If I don't make it I just wanted to say I hate you all.

I will miss your brisket threads

Rip Phone Post 3.0

Everybody stops bleeding eventually. Phone Post 3.0

Did you shave a mole?

gif of OP....

Blue namer, please ^

Jessica did the ear splitting. You mean Leslie Smith. Phone Post 3.0

I will refer to her as Miss Floppyear

I've cut my head while shaving it. It was just a knick but it look like I'd been shot in the head.