Seagal reveals newest member of his MMA stable

8-0 Featherweight blue chip Russian fighter Rasul "Black Tiger" Mirzaev, who smashed his way onto the World MMA scene this weekend by knocking out #18 ranked FW and Sengoku GP Champion Masanori Kanehara to claim the Fight Nights belt live on Russian state television. Seagal, being one of the foremost experts on MMA prospects worldwide, was on hand to coronate his new champion. With his MW, LHW and FW reps now selected, which weight class will Seagal choose from next?


























Seagal is the Sampson Lewkowicz of MMA.

Seagal is the man! Phone Post

Squared Circle - Seagal is the Sampson Lewkowicz of MMA.



 If you spliced his DNA with Sonny Chiba's.

I think people are always surprised by how tall Seagal is.

ban this guy, his techniques are too deadly.

Even if he was the most unathletic guy in the world (which he probably is), he still has 40 years of experience. Most "real" martial artists that have that many years in the business like him cross-train in many disciplines, not just the one's you know them for. I think he would be an excellent trainer and not just a troll because of the years of experience. I would only consider him a troll because he's fat as fuck, but he has so many years of experience that he balances any trolling out and will rape any body man or champion.

to me its starting to look like Seagal is the most "decisive" coach in all of MMA. Whoever he coaches wins is spectacular fashion with "oh shit" finishing moves.

Hes like a more exciting Greg Jackson when it comes to game planning. Really enjoy watching his fighters fight. I love watching his comments too they are hilarious "I taught him that" heh ;)

I still cannot believe this whole Steven Seagal thing.

This has got to be some massive trolljob that everybody but me is in on.

MightMakesRight - 
NHBStriker - I still cannot believe this whole Steven Seagal thing.

This has got to be some massive trolljob that everybody but me is in on.


Or maybe you need to accept the fact that Seagal is legit.

It's not as if mma sideshows like Kimbo are seeking out Seagal, no, you've got the very best fighters in the world clamoring to get him in their corner.


I'm not buying it. I think it's some kind of weird fad to see if you can get Seagal to "train" you. And if you can get him to be your corner like a mascot, that's bonus points.

 next he will teach rogan the hair regrowth technique

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 Seagal Top Team. Someone needs to make a logo for this.

ranier wolfcastle -  next he will teach rogan the hair regrowth technique

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 Hey, it worked for Jeremy Piven

 He seems to be pulling in more and more good fighters.

I feel it's hard sometimes to take him seriously due to the belly

Eh he may b sort of legit, but come on people, it's not like he's an incredible game planner. He has as much experience as most 60 Yr old karate guys.. There's thousands of them I'd guess. Yet cuz he is famous pseudo-actor, he wants to be in spotlite. Come on, machida and Anderson r brassilians. Brassilians have wanted to be westernized for at least hundred years. They see his old movies and think he is incredible and relevant in America. Therefore if he wishes to attach his name to them, they feel honored. He would be crushed by nearly any local champ in his weightclass in any mma org. Phone Post

ranier wolfcastle -  next he will teach rogan the hair regrowth technique

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holy shit that's funny

 

ranier wolfcastle -  next he will teach rogan the hair regrowth technique
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!! Phone Post

NHBStriker - I still cannot believe this whole Steven Seagal thing.



This has got to be some massive trolljob that everybody but me is in on.


 You shut up and bow down to the master!

myee8 - Looks like the guy on the right is trying to eye off Seagull...


no he's just trying to figure what's going on with Seagal's hair

you guys crack me up with the joe rogan hair. I need a transplant myself! lol