scratch that. it doesn't work when you mix really popular fighter names.
handsome godzilla sounds better
solidsnake - How about:
Fits like a glove.
Sean "The Angry Aryan" McCorkle.
(from my nose bleed $50 dollar seat behind a large support pillar obstruction)
DANDY BOY! DANDY BOY!
He's not going to like Dandy Boy, but I like it.
In the stands. Crowd is erupting from the entrance.
Bruce points to the biggest guy in the sport and says:
SEAN (Bruce Buffer 720)
RHYYYYYMES WITH MCCOOOOOOOOOORKLLLLLLLLLLE
"The Big Deal"
Sean "The Feminist" McCorkle or Sean "The Rapist" McCorkle
SEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN "THE SPORKKKKK' MC CORKLEEEEEEEEEE
Dandy is good
What was wrong with "The Oracle"? I thought that was good
Just call him "The Troll".
Sean "The Brass Ass" McCorkle
Sean "The One and Only" McCorkle
Sean "Mount" McCorkle