Serial penis collector arrested!

A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector" has been arrested for allegedly abusing his position as a hospital nurse to amass a large collection of human dicks, taken from the bodies of dead patients.

The unnamed 52-year-old man, who worked as a registered nurse at a city hospital in Slavonski Brod, was arrested last week on charges of disturbing the deceased, Queerty reports.

In his apartment, police found "a few glass jars" full of penises, preserved in formaldehyde.

"On behalf of all employees of the hospital, I have to say that we are very unpleasantly surprised by an event that threw a shadow over this hospital," a hospital spokesperson said, according to Queerty. "Our apologies to families of the deceased."

According to InSerbia, the suspect is "a family man" with no previous criminal record. It's not clear what led police to the man and his morbid collection.

 

http://gawker.com/penis-collector-arrested-for-keeping-jars-full-of-dea-1623219354

Everyone needs a hobby. Phone Post 3.0

I wonder how big his biggest dick is? And did he collect all sizes or just big ones? Phone Post 3.0

I would love to see his handy work.

Organ donor? You mean organ boner bruh.

That is some kind of sickness, boy. WTF does collecting that kind of shit do for someone? It's dicks in jars. GTFO

these assholes totally wrecked his Halloween costume.

http://assets.explainthisimage.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/2507/resized/dickman.jpg

Here's my collection

I thought Mihow was Polish, not Croatian? Phone Post 3.0

Holy dick man Phone Post 3.0

Do you suppose the penises will be returned to the families for proper burial?  Like, via fedex in a jar of formaldehyde?

I wonder how hard it was to pull that off? Phone Post 3.0

Ebay?

I thought they finally caught up to my ex girlfriend Phone Post 3.0

Oh golly, this thread is funny.

lildragonof - I wonder how hard it was to pull that off? Phone Post 3.0


Pretty sure he would have used scissors or a scalpel or something to make it easier.

And honestly, they should have known something was up when they hired a guy who was known as The Penis Collector.

"Serial penis collector" or "penis cereal collector"?

itswhitty - 


And honestly, they should have known something was up when they hired a guy who was known as The Penis Collector.


People are just so caught up in their own lives!

I wonder if the collection will find it's way to pawn?

"I'm not an expert on severed cocks, but let me call a guy I know who is." Phone Post 3.0