Seriously.....where's Chewbacca's Hog?

Something has to be very wrong here...

If I had an 8 foot yorkie his dong would be constantly knocking shit over....

 

There's only so much hair can hide..

 

Discuss....no homo of course..no pics too

We tuck it into our butthole for easy storage.

Maybe he's an Asian Wookie?

His armpit Phone Post 3.0


He's a grower not a shower....

It's cold as fuck on Hoth

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UGPTT_Rear Naked Chode -


I fapped Phone Post 3.0

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http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chewbaccas-penis.jpg

Maybe wookies have a cloaca like reptiles where the penis is kept internally and only comes out when needed. Phone Post 3.0

It's retractable like lipstick. Phone Post 3.0

He has a cloaca, dumbass!

These are the questions that people are afraid to ask. I admire your bravery.

5.5" is average.  

 

 

 

 

i'm 5.75".

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Took me some time to figure this out, I thought it was a dog at first. Phone Post 3.0

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This thread has all the answers.