“Sh!t, we’re gonna get nuked?!? Might as well fap.

LMFAO!!!!

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Pornhub usage spiked in Hawaii after false ballistic missile alert

Pornhub reported its website's traffic in Hawaii drastically increased on Saturday after residents were told a ballistic missile attack alert was a mistake

The website tweeted Wednesday a graph of the day’s traffic in Hawaii, and noted page views dropped drastically after the ballistic missile alert was sent out at 8:07 a.m. HST. Pornhub said in a statement the traffic was “a massive -77 percent below that of a typical Saturday

However, once residents were notified around 8:45 a.m. HST that the alert was a false alarm and there was no threat, traffic on the porn site shot up, Pornhub reported.

“Those seeking further relief, headed back to Pornhub where pageviews surged +48 percent above typical levels at 9:01 a.m. (local time),” the website said

The emergency alert blunder caused more than 1 million people in Hawaii to fear they were about to be struck by a nuclear missile.

Hawaii Emergency Management Agency spokesman Richard Rapoza said an employee mistakenly hit the live alert button, which sent out the false message. Rapoza said the worker has since been reassigned

Fuck fapping I'm fucking

Title:Story mismatch error.

It was celebratory jacking once they knew there was no nuke

Actually, fapping went down after the alert, but skyrocketted after the alert was canceled.

There was a drastic decline in tapping during the alert followed by a massive sustained increase after the all clear.

I thought for sure it was going to go up after the alert.



What's funnier is that the sharp drop off before they got the all clear means a ton of people were in the middle of fapping when they got the alert.

What percentage finished?

StankieEdgar - What's funnier is that the sharp drop off before they got the all clear means a ton of people were in the middle of fapping when they got the alert.

What percentage finished?

 Gotta be like 50% 50%.  Half of them are the hardcores that get er done no matter what, and the other half are the guys that are like I need do get other shit done.