Sh!tty person playbook

Feel free to add your own. 

The deadbeat who says they'll only stay at your place "until they get on their feet" and freeloads indefinitely until you have to kick them out (usually months to years later). 

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Borrows a small sum of money then mysteriously disappears over 40.00.  

 

or gets a tiny loan then you see them smoking weed they just bought.

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Borrows a small sum of money then mysteriously disappears over 40.00.  

 

or gets a tiny loan then you see them smoking weed they just bought.


"The shithead excise tax"


P.S. You'll get your money! 

The stay-at-home wife who cheats because they are being neglected by the husband because he works 80 hours a week to provide her the gym fees, clothing and make up to keep her fuckable in her mid forties. 

 

The lazy dick who gets put in your group project in college who obviously did their part on the drive in to class that day so you and everyone else have to rally together to make it passable.

 

The fat fuck in open toed sandals who is eating grapes at the grocery store in the produce isle. 

 

The employee that always asks for an advance on their check but spends every Monday telling you about the bottle service chick they nailed at Club Dickhead that weekend. 

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Never communicates in writing so they can always tell HR or their supervisor it was a "misunderstanding" or "personality conflict." 

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Tries to alter the plans of a vacation you invited them on and invite people you would NEVER want to vacation with. 

Fighting - 

Borrows a small sum of money then mysteriously disappears over 40.00.  

 

or gets a tiny loan then you see them smoking weed they just bought.


Usually that's 40 bucks well spent!

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The bitch who takes your picture with your head down at work so she can score points with the new boss, even though you  chose to come in while taking chemo so her crew wouldn't have to work short that night. 

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People at work that say they talked to someone when they are supposed to send a follow up email to that person and CC other people, but say they "forgot" to send the email.

Motormouths that don't shut the fuck up and waste hours of the day on the phone, but when it comes time to make a very important call, they puss out and send an email

Nearly everything anyone flying in economy does. Fucken animals.

People that say they're going to do something but don't 85% of the time if its more than 4 hours later 

The person who waits until the very last second to pull into traffic, makes you slam on your brakes, or even swerve into the other lane / damn near off the road to keep from rear-ending them...

...then take 1/2-3/4 of a mile to get up to an appropriate speed.

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The person who rides your ass in traffic, gets in the left lane, and damn near side-swipes you to get back over in front of you...

...only to slow down to the exact same speed you're driving.

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The person in the right lane with an open left lane for as far as the eye can see, but refuses to get over to allow you in as you're exiting the on ramp.

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The restaurant customer who feels like it's their God-given right to be a monumental dickhead to someone taking their order, their server, etc, just because they work in food service.

(^this applies for almost all service / retail industries)

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The clownshoe at the gym who sets their water bottle, towel, phone, bag, gloves, workout journal, or WTFever else on a piece of equipment they're not using as if it's their own personal nightstand.

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The person at the gym who grabs a pair of dumbbells, then proceeds to stand right there in front of the dumbbell rack to do their set.

DaveFu - 

Feel free to add your own. 

The deadbeat who says they'll only stay at your place "until they get on their feet" and freeloads indefinitely until you have to kick them out (usually months to years later). 


"Just until my FEMA check comes in..."

Flaky people who will agree to things and then ignore you, and don't show up, rather than cancelling.

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The person who begs to borrow money to get them out of a jam, and never has money to pay you back but always says they're going to. Yet they some how get a new flagship phone at least once a year

 

 

dickheads that drive 20mph over the limit in residential neighborhoods.  even 5mph over is too fast.

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dumbasses on welfare who keep having kids they cant afford

yet they scrape together money for cigarettes and tattoos

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IG, Snap, Etc, Hot Chicks asking to be spoiled.

 

 

" If you like my pics and want to spoil me, here's my amazon wishlist......"

 

Yea, you have a pussy hole. Congrats.  Scumbags.

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The guy that always offers to pick up your wife from work, and never brings her straight home.

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The_Rapist_/_Therapist - 

The guy that always offers to pick up your wife from work, and never brings her straight home.


He's just a nice guy, they went to dinner, she said she was hungry!