Dougie - Hi Jeff. I got the dvds and we're going to have a great contest again for us Canucks, but first I want to interview you for the Canadian underground.
Jeff - God? Is that you? I can hear you in my head!
D - No, it's Dougie. Sorry about that. Did I barge in at a bad time?
J - Jeebus! Don't do that! No, it's not a bad time. Just let me tell these porn starlets to go make me a sandwhich and we'll take a break.
D - Great! Hey, I want to thank you for having these contests.
J - Hey, no worries. Canada has done so much for us. I mean, Quebec strippers are the bomb here. I mean, who wants to watch 'Miss Potato 2002' from Idaho dance?
D - I can't argue with that logic.
J - Hey, can you get into anyone's head like this? What is Jennifer Lopez doing right now? Can you do three way calling? You don't come into my head
when I am not aware of it and watch do you? 'Cause, I mean, that girl was was at least 18 and...
D - No. I don't do any of that.
J - whew Ok. Ask away!
D - Alrighty! Who is the Queen that Canada considers itself affliated with?
J - Easy. Celine Dion. Before her I think it was Anne Murray.
D - Um no. It's Queen Elizebeth the second.
J - Is she hot?
D - I dunno, they're British. Who can figure them out? Who is the Prime Minister of Canada?
J - That's like the President right? I am pretty sure it was Wayne Gretzky before but I was talking to Marco Antico and he says it's Stephan Patry now.
D - Uh, ok. It's not.
J - Showdown Joe?
D - No.
J - Bigfoot?
D - No. Next question. What do you think about Canadians like Dennis Kang, Patrick Cote, and George St. Peezy coming to the USA to fight in MMA?
J - Well, I think it's a damn shame that they have to leave Canada to follow guys like Carlos Newton's example to fight MMA. I'm aware that there are some
changes going on and people are pushing to have MMA legalized in certain provinces so I hope soon Canada will have more venues for it's spectacular athletes. I love the way those guys fight and they're photographer's dreams.
D - No kidding!
J - Can you hold on a second? I have to yell at the women washing my ferrari and my lambourgini to do it nakid because their thongs might scratch my cars.
D - Ok.