Sing Up With TheGARV.com and Win...

 Jack shit.  The only prize you'll get by visiting is the feeling of needing to take a shower. 




 I just signed up and my penis shrunk 3" down to 8" total....



Is this a normal side effect?



I'll hang up and listen -

jacks shit furiously

I'll sing to you Zim .......

 sing sing everywhere a sing

 GARV!

 i signed up and saved $300 on my car insurance and didn't even switch to Geico.

 lmao!

 I'll totally sign up, I ain't no fool....