Well this is probably the weirdest thing Ill see today
he also had thread where he talked about how he would do vs a room full of toddlers
"A friend once had an involuntary battle with a full grown, adult orangutan when he went into a Malaysian preserve earlier than the guide's scheduled arrival. Though the orangutan was tough, my buddy eventually got the best of it."
I always got the impression that Sklansky was too smart for his own good...you know, one of those guy's who is sooo smart that he eventually goes nuts and starts trying to take over the world.