I think you’re a lying sack of shit looking for sympathy
come on boy… let’s play a bit tonight anyway
I believe you’re thinking of that guy that makes them
Welcome to the club.
I managed to cut the tip of my right thumb off on a meat slicer many years ago. It bled like crazy.
I’ve done the same thing with a mandolin. Sucks. Took about an hour to stop bleeding with lots of pressure applied.