Sliced the tip of my finger off on a mandoline slicer

I think you’re a lying sack of shit looking for sympathy

come on boy… let’s play a bit tonight anyway

I believe you’re thinking of that guy that makes them

Welcome to the club.

I managed to cut the tip of my right thumb off on a meat slicer many years ago. It bled like crazy.

I’ve done the same thing with a mandolin. Sucks. Took about an hour to stop bleeding with lots of pressure applied.