Slot machine envy is real

Went to a Indian gaming casino because my aunt had a free room for my wife and i . First time at a non vegas casino, probably the last.

Anyways, on two occasions my wife was winning big on some slots. On both occasions, the person next to her starting grunting and stormed off.

It ain't a zero sum game, idiots. The only time that could be is on progressives, and they weren't playing them. Phone Post 3.0

So many stupid gambling myths. Gamblers fallacy, being at a blackjack table w a bad player, not saying seven at a craps table. Phone Post 3.0

When OP accidentally confuses an OG thread for his personal journal. Phone Post 3.0

What did the person next to you do when you snorted a rail out of your wifes ass? Phone Post 3.0

They weren't jealous, just wary of the odds against two simultaneously hot slots touching.

Dos Huevos Gigante - They weren't jealous, just wary of the odds against two simultaneously hot slots touching.
One slot being hot doesn't effect any other slot machine in existence. Phone Post 3.0

The Green Bastard -
Dos Huevos Gigante - They weren't jealous, just wary of the odds against two simultaneously hot slots touching.
One slot being hot doesn't effect any other slot machine in existence. Phone Post 3.0
Exactly Phone Post 3.0

Probability doesn't exist? Interesting.

Dos Huevos Gigante - Probability doesn't exist? Interesting.
Not on slots. Pay out rate is set manually or controlled by a central computer. I've gone positive playing two slot side by side. Phone Post 3.0

Dos Huevos Gigante - Probability doesn't exist? Interesting.
Explain how probability would be different based off where two machines are located. If you move them 1000 feet apart or put them right next to each other, the math will be the exact same. Phone Post 3.0

I've hit jackpots almost simultaneously on machines that were side by side .. I play the high limit slots at my local Indian casino and usually play two machines at once when it's not crowded .. On multiple occasions I've hit decent jackpots on both .. I've also seen one guy go down a line of about 12 machines with jackpots on all of them Phone Post 3.0

Do any of you straight males play slots when table games are available? Seems like a chick thing. Lowest odd payout in the building. Phone Post 3.0

Indian casinos are horseshit anyway.

Was at Hardrock once, my friend was winning on a penny machine, I had been losing left and right and told my friend "man, I need to place this machine and try to get back up!". He said "okay, but if you win any of these (pointing at the progressive payouts) you have to give me a $100.

I said, DUDE, nobody wins the progressives, yada yada, went into this spiel about how these machines suck anyway because they have a lower payout because part of the money that goes into them feeds the progressive payouts. First pull, $3500+ progressive pay out lol. Before they even came over to pay me out, I opened my wallet and gave him $100, so that we were square, he was still pissed.

Went to an Indian casino to play roulette. LOL @ their retarded table rules. You could only bet 5 or 10 CENTS at a time, the table limit was like 50 cents. The last time I played in Vegas I came away with $1500 from Binions (last single 0 wheel in Vegas!) and another $400 in stateline. At an Indian casino, it would take around 47 years to make that.

Those places are for old Gomer's and Mabel's with 200 lucky pins stuck in their lucky hat that follow people around at slots so they can get on a "hot" machine when the person gets up and walks away without hitting the jackpot. Vegas it aint.

Anybody in here ever go gambling in Minnesota? In 2002 I was playing at that shitty, tiny Indian casino that has the lights that make the teepee in the sky. I'm playing roulette, am up big, and I break for food with my step-brother.

So I come back an hour later, and right as we sit, the dealer gets pulled. A young fat girl and an older guy come over, and they explain that the young girl is a trainee. I'm like "whatevs, brah" and I'm doing the full Martingale bullshit. I take Wesley Snipes advice and always bet on black, have never bet on red a single fucking time in my life, ever. So red comes out five fucking times in a row, I'm doubling my bets, and the ball-spinning WHOOA fucks up, and the ball hops a bit without spinning and lands on black. BLAM I'm back in it.

But nope, trainer boy says because the ball didn't make two full turns around the spin didn't count, my hit meant nothing. I'm half in the bag and fucking go ballistic. Yadda yadda yadda I'm in the parking lot, 20 degree weather, barefoot because their fat fucking security guards wouldn't let me get my flip-flops, which had fallen under the table.

Fuck Indian casinos.

I had fun at Harrah's in Cherokee, NC playing digital hold'em (regular table just with monitors not the slots type). Left up $500 while playing drunk as shit.

I've heard they switched to real cards now so it's good to have a pretty close one where I can trust the blackjack tables. Phone Post 3.0

The Green Bastard - So many stupid gambling myths. Gamblers fallacy, being at a blackjack table w a bad player, not saying seven at a craps table. Phone Post 3.0
I spoke to a regular blackjack player who was telling me all about how everyone else at the table had to play properly so you could win. Amazing that someone could drop serious money on a game they clearly don't understand at all. I didn't say anything though, he was my boss' boss at the time. Phone Post 3.0

rbl -
The Green Bastard - So many stupid gambling myths. Gamblers fallacy, being at a blackjack table w a bad player, not saying seven at a craps table. Phone Post 3.0
I spoke to a regular blackjack player who was telling me all about how everyone else at the table had to play properly so you could win. Amazing that someone could drop serious money on a game they clearly don't understand at all. I didn't say anything though, he was my boss' boss at the time. Phone Post 3.0
While there is still chance, a noob can fuck your world up if you're counting... wanna punch a mother fucker in the face. It can help you out occasionally but screws you over mostly. Phone Post 3.0

BackOffWarchild - Anybody in here ever go gambling in Minnesota? In 2002 I was playing at that shitty, tiny Indian casino that has the lights that make the teepee in the sky. I'm playing roulette, am up big, and I break for food with my step-brother.

So I come back an hour later, and right as we sit, the dealer gets pulled. A young fat girl and an older guy come over, and they explain that the young girl is a trainee. I'm like "whatevs, brah" and I'm doing the full Martingale bullshit. I take Wesley Snipes advice and always bet on black, have never bet on red a single fucking time in my life, ever. So red comes out five fucking times in a row, I'm doubling my bets, and the ball-spinning WHOOA fucks up, and the ball hops a bit without spinning and lands on black. BLAM I'm back in it.

But nope, trainer boy says because the ball didn't make two full turns around the spin didn't count, my hit meant nothing. I'm half in the bag and fucking go ballistic. Yadda yadda yadda I'm in the parking lot, 20 degree weather, barefoot because their fat fucking security guards wouldn't let me get my flip-flops, which had fallen under the table.

Fuck Indian casinos.
That would be Mystic Lake. 4th largest Indian casino in the US. I'm terms of wealth, they are second. Each adult makes over 80 grand a month just for being Indian. Fucking crazy the amount of money that place makes. Phone Post 3.0

Ebony -
rbl -
The Green Bastard - So many stupid gambling myths. Gamblers fallacy, being at a blackjack table w a bad player, not saying seven at a craps table. Phone Post 3.0
I spoke to a regular blackjack player who was telling me all about how everyone else at the table had to play properly so you could win. Amazing that someone could drop serious money on a game they clearly don't understand at all. I didn't say anything though, he was my boss' boss at the time. Phone Post 3.0
While there is still chance, a noob can fuck your world up if you're counting... wanna punch a mother fucker in the face. It can help you out occasionally but screws you over mostly. Phone Post 3.0
This is why I hate some blackjack players. The "noob" hitting his 14 against 6 and screwing your great 13 count by taking one more facecard is so absolutely minuscule in how much it matters. If you are playing seriously you shouldn't be playing at a table with several others that you don't know, and if you are and you are whining at the casual player for playing his own hand then fuck you.

My two cents after playing many years of blackjack. Phone Post 3.0