Smallest person you've ever met?

Inspired by the big and tall thread, who is the smallest person you’ve ever met?

Mine is Definitely dr Ruth westiemer (sp?)
She was 4’1" at best probably. Wild guess

Super nice. I remember she had his super infectious smile. I was in my early 20s at the time- she came into my work.

Alongside the ogs hero:

Mini Me

When I was in Vegas I met a Filipino girl who was tiny. I mean tiny. I wanted to ask her out so bad but she was just too small. It would have been perverse.

If we’re talking penises it’s @anon83120992 for sure

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Lol was wondering if you were around

Our own @Song2

The guy is about 4 foot 10

Even with his cowboy boots

Cool lil dude tho

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You ever been stabbed girly hair?

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I’m 5’6

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Lol @ you and RJJ

vu to you both

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In college, the shortest girl was dating the tallest dude. Her mouth was dick level standing up. Both were weird people. They must have related somehow over their extreme height issues.

@Song2

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Many midgets were tossed by me back in my day. I suppose I met them, albeit briefly.

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A friend’s kid was born 12 weeks premature.

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Smartest guys I ever met was a hippie that worked on my house. He was a genius and an idiot. He was studies when he was a kid because he was brilliant. By the time he was working for me he was a pot smoking bum

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^Most inattentive person I ever met.

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tenor (9)

I’m very aware of my surroundings

Sir, how old are you?