Snappy Comebacks


Jerk store called

My all time favorite-

"Does that hurt?"

"Does what hurt?"

"Does it hurt when you do that"?

"Do what"?

"Does it hurt when you just pull shit out of your ass like that "?


The Hawking one was fantastic.

ShanTheMan - Jerk store called

well the ocean called........

[speaking to a man]

Thats a nice ______, do they make them for men?


some of these are great