So i met Renzo Gracie today

I was walking around with my buddy and i saw what appeared to be a drunken Renzo walking around! So i walk after him for a bit and get the courage to talk to him and BAM he hits me with an overhand right and starts to crank the shit out of my ass (or so it felt).

My buddy gets scared as hell and ran like a mofo and renzo tried to catch him but couldnt.

Then renzo comes back and starts kicking me while he is texting someone!?!? Why kick my ass and humiliate me by texting while doing it :(

I just wanted to talk to my hero and bum a smoke.. Phone Post

booooooooooooooo

I laughed

They always say u should never meet your hero Phone Post

SonnendbySilva - They always say u should never meet your hero Phone Post

Lol Phone Post

RobinHood - Yo Op. I hope you realise your face hurt Renzo's hand.

Why couldn't you have a soft pudgy fat face bro? Phone Post

Im working on it... Phone Post

Do you want to be a f**k'n MUGGER??! Phone Post

Lol 9/10. Phone Post