but don't know your screen name. I have no other explanation of how I would be Facebook friends with you. Short of sending you a creepy Facebook message asking how and why I'm friends you, I'll just post this gem of a status update you posted today and maybe my prince will find me:
"I don't care how many Nazi's he killed after getting drunk and enlisting in 1941...if he can't figure out how the touch screen works he needs to get his ass out of the self serve lane. He was probably the guy on D-Day struggling with the boat door latch while everybody behind him was getting sprayed by German 88's."