So I was just banging my wife...

And she was like "take a shit on my face". So I took a shit on her face, now I feel like things got weird. It came out really liquid-like. I had corn on the cob last night and a payday for lunch. How do I make it seem like this never happened? Phone Post

Pics? Phone Post

Uhm why would you shit on your wife's face? That's for strange women only so you never have to see them again..i hope you are trolling Phone Post

Don't worry, shit comes off plastic really well. Just put "her" in the dishwasher. You'll be back in business tomorrow.

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Should have shit in the bag instead Phone Post 3.0

Wow.... My wife usually says "fuck this pussy....open me open me...." But " shit on my face" takes it

TuLegit - What the actual fuck Phone Post 3.0

That's what she said! Phone Post

I wonder how long it will take OP to lose all 313 of his up votes since he doesn't FOLLOW THE MOTHERFUCKIN' RULES!!!

Are you sure it wasn't a metaphor...?

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I wonder how long it will take OP to lose all 313 of his up votes since he doesn't FOLLOW THE MOTHERFUCKIN' RULES!!!

I get voted down like 50 times a day anyway. Phone Post

Wtf man! Phone Post 3.0

Fuck, actually he's up two votes now.  OG is slippin' 

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None of this really happened. Phone Post

In for pics Phone Post 3.0

I stopped believing the story at 'wife' Phone Post 3.0

I'm waiting for the "So I just got done beating my wife" spin thread..... Phone Post 3.0