So I'm at the club last night.

Saw this group of chicks. So I said hi. This one chick was all into me. We traded numbers. And she starts sending me nudes of herself when she went to the bathroom. Needless to say I took that pussy to pound town. Then she tells me she has a ol man. O well

Thanks for taking care of m'lady

Too obvious and not detailed enough, although not the worst so 3.5

What really happened last night at the club.

 

I'd hate for a crappy thread like this to die so young

Obvious from the get go, 0 effort put in, took the most obvious and played out route

0/20

^ouch