douchebag middle eastern guy made threats to my bartender Charlotte (pic below) last night, so I threw him out of our restaurant. he told me i messed with the wrong guy, said he's going to come back tonight to kill me. also said I'm in danger because his father is the "King of Saudi Arabia."
...so, just in case i get 9/11'd in a few hours, i wanted to bid you all a fond aloha.
i have a few hours left on this earth, so tell me how things are back in Hawaii. MMA is thriving? UH athletics are peaking? post-nuclear south pacific islander immigrants are peacefully & happily adjusting to Hawaii's social-political-economic landscape?
patrick,
just kill him first, problem solved!
on the real though, if you think the threat is credible, let law enforcement know. be safe over there in new york.
MMA is super duper thriving, UH athletics are currently number one in the nation, and our post-nuclear south pacific island visitors are currently living in harmony in their new host-homeland and are in fact enrolled into UH in record numbers facilitating the new nationwide number one ranking in academics and athletics. The social-political landscape is outstanding as State government is running in the black and Rail will soon be our number one mode of transportation. It turns out that rail will only cost 1/3 of it's projected budget, and it's it's operating costs will be purely maintained through 75 cent rider fees as there will be no need for newer higher taxes. Also all corruption regarding rail has been abolished.
or feed him a kalua pig burrito
Every fukin ME I've met in the service (pre GWOT) made me wanna smash their fukin head.....and they were our allies!?!?! :(
If he comes back tonight, do the world a huge favor and kill the fukstick and shove some prosciutto up his ass.
Be safe, Pat!
update...i'm still alive, kicking, and serving mediocre italian food to visitors in the Hells Kitchen neighborhood of Manhattan. the Saudi prince did not show up.
thanks for all your advice. and thanks for the update Moke. that was fantastic.
i for one find the name charlotte to be lovely.
you should have known by his bright green pants and zipped up to the neck track jacket that he was not to be fucked with. Your Bartender owes you a sympthy bang....IMO