I have a friend who has such a better job than me, I'm so jealous.
He works for F.E.M.A., the extension of the United States government, and yet he lives in Hong Kong.
Free Housing, way over payed, and all he does is help set up our policies.
why can't I get such a job, I applied and applied.
just need to get this off my shoulders.....thanks for listening.
Oh well 
Whats his background, does he have a law degree?
Hmm..yes law degree.
Do you have a law degree? 
I can think of worse fates than not being a dog in Hong Kong.
What's a fema guy doing in Hong Kong ?
ChipW - What's a fema guy doing in Hong Kong ?
Relocating before our collapse.
TheAlchemist - Do you have a law degree?
Not exactly.... 
Evedrytime i hear about FEMA, i rememeber George Bush touting 'Brownie', and the helluva job he was doing (during Katrina)
Dude, he's in HKG telling his friends about how jealous he is of you having a blue name. You win, bro... You...Win