So my wife

Just made me dinner, how was your guy’s night?

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be grateful I sent her home happy and satisfied

Thank you mongo! I hope she gave you the doubloon

Wife is working, ate mcdonalds.

big mac or 1/4 pounder?

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Quarter pounder.

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my man

Just went and got a pint of ben and jerrys choclate chip chunk vanilla ice cream… that shit is fiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaa! - Artie

Plus I have a bunch of rice krispy treats too! mmmmmmm and I can eat as many as I want, I can wear no clothes, I can jack off all over my house… fuck ya

have you tried the phish food? That shit is my jam

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Hey Chris, why did you delete my original nsfw tag? This thread is nsfw

I got deep throated for about 20 mins then went straight to anal. I put it in her pussy for a second, almost acciently. She pulled away and said, " Nope" and put it back in her ass. When finished she made me the best milkshake I ever had.

chocolate or vanilla?

sounds gay

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