Kick it on the penis.
Ag fuck it, why not
Think about baseball... and pull guard. (but don't ever give up your back!)
Do what he says
I dump over her tub of protein shake mix and walk away why she's crying.
If she's self-lubricating then she'd get a few inches.
MieshaTatesSideBoob - Clit Rip...
Jebus you do jave a death wish.
I would clit massage? And cry like a baby. That thing would be at least 5 inches.
That's fucking horrifying
Prepare my anus
Introduce her to SisterSteel and hope for the best....
Hide her fake tan and run