I'm asking for a *ahem* friend of mine that wants to maintain a youthful glow...
Jizz. Lots and lots of jizz.
Anything not so jizzy?
Sometimes poo will suffice in a pinch
Day time I use Jack Black double duty face moisturizer its spf 20
$48 for 8.5 oz but it lasts three months.
I still look like a prune.
Thanks for the suggestions so far, guys!
Dial or Irish Spring bath soap
Mihow, I hope to contribute a little more to this forum. I've been a huge fan since the beginning, and just kept on lurking. The sense of humor on this board has shaped the way I look at life.
VTFU for an epic lurker
Oh, and love goo. From the tip of your joystick.
I use your mom's pussy juice. And no, it's not pee.
QuadAces - I use your mom's pussy juice. And no, it's not pee.
Dayum, I came here to say the same thing almost verbatim.
OG fist bump
P.S. Holy OG Lurkers, Batman!! Member since '01 and only 41 posts??
I use a jojoba oil blend.
Clinique M Lotion
Bull dog. I'm serious. It's the fucking shit.