Sock on door handle, kids knock anyway

They're 2 and 3... but dont unnastan mama and dada need alone time.

Wife was not amused lol

If someone was fucking your mom you would want it to stop to.

Wait until nap time at least ya filthy animal.

Shinsplint -

Wait until nap time at least ya filthy animal.

Not going to deny mrs mbn the best 23 seconds of her life. Naptime round 2!

Yes because 2 and 3 years olds understand dorm room rules

"fuck off rugrats, daddy is gettin his dick wet" seems to be the standard. Dont stretch out a good sock

hope it wasn't your crusty fap sock.

U make parenting seem easy.

They are 2 and 3. They should still be able to fit in the crates....unless you never crate trained them.

Cmon man, you know you're their favorite uncle. Give em a break.