Some.bitch gave me H

Some chixk offered me a tesla (pill). I said i would take half if she would. Bitch ktfo within 30 min  and im still amped up 4 hours later

Maybe I’m out of touch, old, naieve or all of the above, but what is a Tesla pill?

IHeartBoobies -

Maybe I’m out of touch, old, naieve or all of the above, but what is a Tesla pill?

I jad no idea till tonight 

IMasturNateConstantly -
IHeartBoobies -

Maybe I’m out of touch, old, naieve or all of the above, but what is a Tesla pill?

I jad no idea till tonight 

Still dont know

How many times have you Franken'd her in the last 3.5 hrs?

You should probably take one of her kidney's and sell it on Craigslist.

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Wtf

Her friend took her home

Al Cappucino -

You should probably take one of her kidney's and sell it on Craigslist.

That will cure Herpes?

Fister -

You building OP a coffin for his friend?

As in heroijn? 

Ho Hos?

Someonestolemysocks -

As in heroijn? 

I think so

You wouldn't be amped 4 hours later on heroin. Probably got cut with meth or something. Haha idiot.

I wild each it.

if you lived up to your sn and were constantly masturnating, fhen you wouldnt havd herpes

Hairpeice

Sounds like she been wanting you to fuck her but we're to scared. So she gave you mdma. You still wouldn't fuck her so she went to sleep.

PoiuPoiu - H is herpies

I was expecting a good story about a nasty chick and the herp. Disappointed...