Sad day boys. I hate thieves. These bastards should be hungby their necks like it’s a old cowboy movie. I have zero respect at all for a thief.
Some queer stole my boys bike. He just got it for Christmas and he loved that thing so much. He called me and I could tell he had been crying. I asked him what was up and he told me.
First I told him not to cry because hes not a girl. And now like the dutiful soldier I am, I’m looking for an even cooler bike for him to ride without a helmet.