Some work emails you just leave alone...

...just had an email exchange with a female client talking about contracts and she wrote that she'll need a wet signature from me.

How should I respond? Phone Post 3.0

I work in IT and had a female contractor once asked me to show her a tool I use...I could not reply

I work in IT and I had to remote into a users machine and she said, "Are you in me?" and then immediately started chuckling. I was silent. It was just too risky.

just say, "Phrasing!"

or "Inappropes, dawg"

You respond With a picture of your dick.