Someone rang my doorbell when i was beating it

Last night. Kind of like a buzz-kill, it was a boner-kill. Phone Post

Helping hand opportunity missed Phone Post 3.0

Prime opportunity to answer the door with nothing but a towel or random piece of clothing hanging off your boner. Phone Post

Could have invited him in

Barbasol OOTFFTT -


God damn that's fucked up. Funny, but fucked up. Phone Post 3.0

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What a jizzkill man. Phone Post 3.0