Baroque OBrahma - You should see Joe give oral to a girl, he just pokes all over her body and yells out "RIGHT ON YOUR CLITORIS!"
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Baroque OBrahma - You should see Joe give oral to a girl, he just pokes all over her body and yells out "RIGHT ON YOUR CLITORIS!"
Windfall - "You should see Joe give oral to a girl, he just pokes all over her body and yells out "RIGHT ON YOUR CLITORIS!"
I LOLed, and then read it out loud to my GF next to me.
She only laughed mildly...
Baroque OBrahma - You should see Joe give oral to a girl, he just pokes all over her body and yells out "RIGHT ON YOUR CLITORIS!"
I think you just became a UG legend Baroque.
Baroque OBrahma - You should see Joe give oral to a girl, he just pokes all over her body and yells out "RIGHT ON YOUR CLITORIS!"
Someone quote this to P. Buentello.
He should yell this repeatedly throughout the fight as he lands a big right hand.
OneScoup - Joe is a brilliant grappling commentator, but the striking commentary is just plain sad in the UFC. All the time they say, "nice hook" when the guy misses. A guy throws a 4 punch combo landing NOTHING and Rogan/Goldie are about to cream there pants at the "standup skills" we all just witnessed.
Please Dana, put a striking guy in the booth to compliment Rogan. The brilliance of this move is that you can then order Goldie to speak 20% less.
Baroque OBrahma - You should see Joe give oral to a girl, he just pokes all over her body and yells out "RIGHT ON YOUR CLITORIS!"
jason hornbuckle - this shit is ridiculous. Every UFC we have to listen to him yell "right on the button!" regardless of where a damaging strike lands. It could be on the liver and he still yells it
guy just gets kicked in the neck, and he yells it. there's only one "the button" and it doesn't move around
Barnum -He kind of does have a point, Joe has yelled it when the guys been hit pretty much anywhere.jason hornbuckle - this shit is ridiculous. Every UFC we have to listen to him yell "right on the button!" regardless of where a damaging strike lands. It could be on the liver and he still yells it
guy just gets kicked in the neck, and he yells it. there's only one "the button" and it doesn't move around
STFU
I hate it when someone throws that superman punch...
Goldie yelling "SUPERMAN PUNCH".....
He can't even wait for punch to finish before he screams it out.
I like Goldie, "Joe Schmoe is 1 year younger, but other than that they're virtually identical."
Am I the only one who thought this was about him forgetting to turn on the mic for every single post fight interview?
"I'm here with...."
whoops.... turn on mike
"Ok, I'm here with...."
Windfall - "You should see Joe give oral to a girl, he just pokes all over her body and yells out "RIGHT ON YOUR CLITORIS!"
I LOLed, and then read it out loud to my GF next to me.
She only laughed mildly...
cumprido1 - Am I the only one who thought this was about him forgetting to turn on the mic for every single post fight interview?
"I'm here with...."
whoops.... turn on mike
"Ok, I'm here with...."
Sounds like Joe is pushing your buttons Jason.
I just rewatched Sokudju vs Luiz Cane, and I said "right on the button" when Cane kicked Sokudju in the balls, so maybe he's got a point :)
Oh, and I literally LOL'ed at "RIGHT ON YOUR CLITORIS!"
Holy fucking shit that was funny :)
Joe Rogan = Threadkiller
lol this thread is owning Joe left, right, and center.