Somoas are #1

I look like Mr. Fuji holding the urn when my wife comes home with those damn cookies and I grab the box.

I don’t disagree with anything here.

Only thing I disagree with is you not putting them at #1 through #5 like Dylan.

There’s a knockoff Keebler version if you ever need a fix when the real stuff isn’t around too, but I think having year round access to those is more power than man was supposed to have.