Sonnen gets shock-penned in Brazil

UGCTT_FryedTakayama -  What else did they do? Put a whoopie cushion on his seat and offer him trick gum?

Funny.
 

UGCTT_FryedTakayama -  What else did they do? Put a whoopie cushion on his seat and offer him trick gum? haha


One put his hand up and asked Chael for a high five, then pulled the "too slow!" trick. At that point they realized Chael needed to get out of there asap.

UGCTT_FryedTakayama -  What else did they do? Put a whoopie cushion on his seat and offer him trick gum? haha


One put his hand up and asked Chael for a high five, then pulled the "too slow!" trick. At that point they realized Chael needed to get out of there asap.

Dana and Chael scooted out fast, once a reporter "got Sonnen's nose"

Turns out it was just the reporters thumb but these threats cannot be taken lightly.

Brigham - 
rrg1 -
Jonny Mango - so is this the reason why the fight won't be in Brazil anymore?



Yes. He wrote a check his ass couldn't cash.

What an idiot.

Yes what an idiot he is for adding huge interest to the fight and will likely make it the biggest PPV of the year. <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>



yes but that's only a clever move if everyone is in on it... his WWE shit is one sided and whether you like it or not it's upsetting a lot of people..

imagine if the fight WAS in Brazil...and he WON?? thinking what that could have lead to is a bit more serious than "hyping a fight"

They went through customers?

NJstileNJ - and the real reason the fight isn't in Brazil anymore. Security issues. that was just the media, now imagine a soccer stadium filled with passionate Brazilians. It would have been a riot and the UFC knows it. So they found an out and took it. The fact they are still having an event pretty much proves that.
OnlyTheStrongSurvive - 
UGCTT_FryedTakayama -  What else did they do? Put a whoopie cushion on his seat and offer him trick gum? haha


One put his hand up and asked Chael for a high five, then pulled the "too slow!" trick. At that point they realized Chael needed to get out of there asap.




Almost spat out my coffee.

 There was also a bomb threat on the building. Thank god they were able to escape before it went off.






































"Sonnen trolled the whole country of Brazil, and won."


So true!

Love Chael!

DeuceDroppin - 
Willin - The Media gave him a shock pen? Classy savages down there in Brazil...
Exactly what I was thinking. The scary part is that (mainly because of PetroBras), they have one of the fastest growing economies in the world. It's a scary thought that their economy will evolve well before their people.


Haha, oh my, you two clowns are such fucking idiots.

 actually, it was a cock-pen

Nitecrawler - 
Freaky_Hibiki - "Liddle" is a reference to "Liddle kidz" which is a child massage group in Schiff's district that gives children massages and is laced with pedo imagery and pizza-related sicko shit.

If this weren't clown world I'd be making this up.

Wait...what?




Trump knew this all along. He never tweets shit like "liddle'" that would certainly draw a ton of attention without a hidden agenda. We should all know this by now.

NOT THE SHOCK PEN! Anything but the shock pen Phone Post

Motivated Penn -
DeuceDroppin - 
Willin - The Media gave him a shock pen? Classy savages down there in Brazil...
Exactly what I was thinking. The scary part is that (mainly because of PetroBras), they have one of the fastest growing economies in the world. It's a scary thought that their economy will evolve well before their people.


Haha, oh my, you two clowns are such fucking idiots.

Please elaborate genius... Phone Post

UGCTT_FryedTakayama -  What else did they do? Put a whoopie cushion on his seat and offer him trick gum? haha

That's fuckin funny Phone Post

 Chael's not short on courage, I'll give him that

Madrugadao -
DeuceDroppin - 
Motivated Penn -
DeuceDroppin - 
Willin - The Media gave him a shock pen? Classy savages down there in Brazil...
Exactly what I was thinking. The scary part is that (mainly because of PetroBras), they have one of the fastest growing economies in the world. It's a scary thought that their economy will evolve well before their people.


Haha, oh my, you two clowns are such fucking idiots.

Please elaborate genius... <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


I am no genius but I am guessing that he is laughing at people thinking a child's prank makes people savages.
And we are laughing at both of you if you think that that's why we are calling them savages. Phone Post

^ yup it was Colombia, I believe the players name was Pablo Escobar. Colombia was even chosen by Pele as the favorite to win it all that year because they had an impressive win streak going into the World Cup, but they didn't even get out of the group stage.

What if this "shockpen" was actually a syringe full of testosterone and Sonnen fails his test because of it?! Phone Post