Spacejam with Lebum James

I can’t believe they have besmirched the purity of the original shoe-ad-turned-movie.
We shall boycott this because it makes us all emotional to see people compare Lebron to his Airness.

There is so much wrong in this post.

Do you guys really think this will be a hit in China? Chinese people don’t typically think very much of black people…

In the movie, does he get a stomach cramp and sit out the last quarter?

Does he blame the aliens for vandalizing his house with racist slurs, but when the cops come to investigate and help, he says “never mind”?