Species with the coolest evolutionary trait?

 

 Is it the Bombadier Beetle's ability to shoot lava?  Secretarybird's crazy snake stomping? The vampire octopus and it's camouflage + texture morphing?

 

Sincognito -

 

 Is it the Bombadier Beetle's ability to shoot lava?  Secretarybird's crazy snake stomping? The vampire octopus and it's camouflage + texture morphing?

 

PassiveJay's long dick fingers that shoot cum sorta like Spiderman. 

Sloth's ability to not give a fuck

Humans.

 

We can send text messages through the air.

Octo/Cuttlefish and their abiity to flash colors and change patterns instantly

 

Opossums by far. Coolest creatures ever.

Pistol Shrimp. 

Humans - self consciousness...game changer 

Pigs win for 30 minute orgasms and for being so damn tasty. 

I need to see some of these traits I have never heard of the bombadier beetle. That sounds awesome!

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The male anglerfish for doing fuck-all for life then latching onto a female and becoming essentially a pair of balls pumping jizz into her. 

Trust -


Mimic octopus





 

came in here to say octopus and got educated.

Tasmanian Devil has 2 penises

 

definitely the coolest

Bomber beetle 

Tardigrade’s (water bear) ability to survive basically anything.  

nottheface -

Tardigrade’s (water bear) ability to survive basically anything.  

Pretty much this. They’ll be here after we’ve off’d ourselves with the nuclear switch, and will possibly grow huge as a result.

imagine aliens encountering a rhino sized tardigrade that can’t be killed. 

angler fish

Mimic Octopus

 

Vindell -

Mimic Octopus

 

Not saying they’re aliens, but they’re basically aliens.