Spicing things up in the bedroom

Sometimes life gets busy and you slip into that same predictable sex routine with your spouse. What are your go to ideas to make things exciting again?

buttfucking

Go fuck her on the kitchen table with her in heels

Cuckolding

JiuJitsuHeyZeus -

Go fuck her on the kitchen table with her in heels

In the butt w/ sriracha as lube.

This thread is like sexual Clue

Have her bring home one of her friends.

3 words: Frozen Alaskan Pipeline

StankieEdgar -
JiuJitsuHeyZeus -

Go fuck her on the kitchen table with her in heels

In the butt w/ sriracha as lube.

This thread is like sexual Clue

I mean if she's into that I'd do it. I'd prob wrap it up though.

Jed - Have her bring home one of her friends.

Just make sure his cock isn’t bigger than yours...

I thought about starting a thread a few weeks ago when this happened.

We are in process of moving across country, I'm already away, working.  I made my first trip back home after a month away, and Mrs dysqo was on fire!  She went from a 7 in the sack to a 10, horny as hell.  

So which one of you short dicks have been failing when banging my wife back home?

Going back in 2 weeks, hope I'm not disappoint.

We are going to get drunk and play a sex board game tonight. Unfortunately I’m all out of sriracha.

TheBearStare -

Wow, they all look better now than they did in the 90's, except for the one on the left, she looks fake

TheBearStare -

1, 2, 5, 3, 4

If that's the case your testosterone is probably low. Step one, elevate it pharmaceutically. Then add in extra work out time to pump it up further. Finally start ravaging your wife. Force the sex onto her. Rape her and make it hurt. Don't do goofy things like some people will probably suggest. 

What women want is fairly simple. What men should want is fairly simple. Women want to be treated like women. They want to be made to feel weak. They want you to control them sexually and emotionally. You as a man should want to have them under your control sexually and emotionally. Women for the most part just want to feel sexy and attractive. They need you to dominate them to emotionally fill their tank. 

StankieEdgar - 
JiuJitsuHeyZeus -

Go fuck her on the kitchen table with her in heels

In the butt w/ sriracha as lube.

This thread is like sexual Clue

How much did it sting when she shoved that strap-on in you?

Al Cappucino - 
TheBearStare -

1, 2, 5, 3, 4

5, 4, 3, 2, 1