Stand and Wang? NO! WANG AND BANG!!!!!

Wang and Bang is clearly a superior euphemism.

Stand and wang doesn't even rhyme in the proud tradition of Sprawl and Brawl (Chuck Liddell) and Crouch and Pouch (vaginal reference) ala Alves and Nick Serra

so next time you see a Jorge Gurgel fight, sit back and prepare to see him Bang out with his Wang out

Fine point, but should be "Bang n Wang" as the order is more logical:

BANG - the decision to wing sloppy punches

WANG - the decision to continue winging sloppy punches and not go to the ground, where one is actually skilled

Sprawl N Stall (big Tim)

Evade N Trade (Machida)

Guard N Tard (so many)

Slam N Scram (havent been done yet, but it will happen)

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Bang N Wang is WAAAAAY better than Stand N Wang

Liddell 'slammed n scrammed' on wanderlei and shogun.

im not sold....i cant imagine watching him fight, telling my friends that i cant wait to see that fighter "bangin wang"

Don Frye: 'stache and bash

 is slam & scram the same as hit it & quit it?

Bang and Wang is overly redundant despite people's penchant for rhyming phrases.

I think Stand and Wang is a lot better.

It's not congruent with sprawl and brawl, etc., but I hate those sayings anyway. Stand and Wang is clearly a play on Stand and Bang. It's a lot more clever.

 

i wasn't sure people actually said Stand and Bang all that much until I googled it

http://www.standnbang.com/

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smack on the back, shit on a shirt

Windfall - Liddell 'slammed n scrammed' on wanderlei and shogun.
Yeah, you got a point.

Rogan and Goldie always say stand and bang

MountainMedic -  is slam & scram the same as hit it & quit it?
lol

Posturally erect with Injurious Effect

DaveGarcia -  


 Needs to say "Take him down, WANG!" on there some where.

Ensanity - Sprawl N Stall (big Tim)

Evade N Trade (Machida)

Guard N Tard (so many)

Slam N Scram (havent been done yet, but it will happen)

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Bang N Wang is WAAAAAY better than Stand N Wang


Let the record show that it was I who coined Guard n Tard. In response to the over complaining of "LNPing" when it really takes 2 to tango. Not saying LNPing doesnt happen but we all know the bottom guy just tards down there as well.

Also, "Sprawl n Stall" was coined after "Sprawl n Brawl."

"Evade n Trade" is ok but Stick n Move is the original term (though it doesnt rhyme i guess). "Float like a butter fly, sting like a bee." ;p

"Slam n Scram" I would guess is like dumping a guy but not wanting to engage in the ground game, you want to go back standing which "scram" can be a little misleading cuz when you slam a guy but want to continue standing, you're still dictating the action ala Fedor/Nog II.

Wasa-B - 
Ensanity - Sprawl N Stall (big Tim)

Evade N Trade (Machida)

Guard N Tard (so many)

Slam N Scram (havent been done yet, but it will happen)

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Bang N Wang is WAAAAAY better than Stand N Wang




"Evade n Trade" is ok but Stick n Move is the original term (though it doesnt rhyme i guess). "Float like a butter fly, sting like a bee." ;p

"Slam n Scram" I would guess is like dumping a guy but not wanting to engage in the ground game, you want to go back standing which "scram" can be a little misleading cuz when you slam a guy but want to continue standing, you're still dictating the action ala Fedor/Nog II.


You have a good point.

I would also like to add "Jab N Grab"

Its when a guy throws little strikes and goes for the clinch. NOTHING happens in the clinch and he does it over and over until the JD. He is trying to win a JD from appearing to be more aggressive.

Wang and Bang is much much better!

ok for you idiots who are saying Wang and Bang makes no sense

yet both terms are included in either Stand and Bang or Stand and Wang

let me break it down

Wang=last name of Andy Wang, a grappling specialist

Bang=trading wild punches

Wang and Bang= trading wild punches instead of sticking to your grappling skill

you see what i did here was replace the word "Stand" with the word "Wang"