Wow. My roommate just asked me, in all his stoned splendor, if Stephen Seagal was "still deadly".
We're watching Out For Justice, and I told him that Seagal was fat and washed up and could barely move, much like a modern day Marlon Brando without the acting skills.
He informed me that he heard from several people that Seagal was the highest black belt in the country, and quite possibly the "deadliest" man to ever be captured on film.
I started laughing, and then felt the need to share this with you.