Stifler's mom is a slut

If you multiply the average dick by the amount of partners, she’s had 800-1000 inches of dickin’s cider.

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You guys watch too much porn.

She was an honest MILF. Not a weathered 26 yr old.

You mean my mom isn’t 30?

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Her cock tower is deadly.

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Oh no shit. I member!!

Yea she wasn’t that sexy back then either. It’s weird, she has the exact same objective level of desirability both in Seinfeld and then in American Pie.

In the former, she’s young but plain. In A.P. she’s older but hungry for CACK. I honestly don’t know which I’d prefer.

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Did you… no…

No?

I wish. 20 years ago.

Now? Not so much.