Some of you know I make a Killing in the stock market. Consistently over 100k a month. Im gonna share some game with you guys. This weeks stock pick? One word. Coca-Cola
I love the stuff. I usually stop by 711 and get a 32 oz Coke and a few warmup taquitos before O make the 20 minute drive to LJS before I order another coke. Then on the way home I drop by 711 again and get a fill up since by then I killed the coke from LJS. My son loves the stuff too, I put it in his bottle and he stays hydrated.
Did you know coke shares recently dropped? Some homo soccer player thats popular over there apparently chunked coke bottles off a table and said to drink water. Water? No money in that, it literally rains from the sky. I literally shit in a big bowl of it. Babies arent even supposed to drink it straight.
Buy low, sell high. Now is the time to get in coke before the price rebounds! People are gonna realize soccer is gay, water sucks, and go back to drinking coke. And Cheddar Financials will profit cause we’re ahead of the curve. You can check in and thank me next week!