"___ will beat the shit out of ___" I think is also overused. I've never seen an MMA match where someone has been beaten so severely they've let go of their bodily functions. However, if someone has a match where this happens, SEND ME A TAPE! I'd like to see it (and not in a sick shit-fetish way, either)
yeah, blew his wad is fucking stupid. so is the term 69 for north-south.
i had a co-worker over to watch some fights for his first time, and i made the mistake of showing a fight that had a lot of gaurd work, and the announcer saying "blew his wad". you should have heard the guy snicker and me rush to defend our sport.
i cant for the life of me remember which fight that was though.