Study: Bigger Nose = Bigger Penis

Forget big feet! Men with large NOSES tend to have bigger penises, study reveals

  • Researchers measured the size of the male reproductive organs of 126 corpses
  • They found a link between nose size and a cadaver’s 'stretched penile length’
  • This metric involves pulling the penis up vertically and replicates erection size
  • Men with biggest noses have a penis 1.2 inches (29%) longer than those with the smallest sniffers

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Researchers measured the size and weight of the reproductive organ of 126 dead japanese men. They also measured their nose size which was documented by measuring the distance from between a person’s eyes to where the nostril starts near the tip of the olfactory organ (pictured)

… however the research was conducted in Japan so it may not be generalizable.

This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penile length and nose size but is limited in Japanese male cadavers, and the reason why stretched penile length and nose size are related is still unclear,’ the researchers write.

Reminds me of that scene from Idiocracy where all the top scientist were working on erectile disfunction and hair loss.

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I usually dont post selfies but…

Baby Nose GIF by San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance

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My take from this is all Japanese men have small cocks

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So big Nose Kate was a tranny? Does that make Doc a faggot?

Oh Boy Tea GIF

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Pornhub calls bullshit.

No wonder Voldemort was so pissed.

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See the last paragraph of the original post.

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Japanese researchers studied the corpses of 126 middle-aged men within three days of their death.

A host of measurements documented their height, weight, flaccid penile length, penile circumference, right and left testicular weights, and prostate weight.

A scientist was also tasked with laying each cadaver down and pulling the penis up vertically as far as it would go to get a measurement for stretched penile length.

This, researchers say, is an accurate way of replicating a penis’ length when erect.

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When tentacle porn stops being enough…

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This explains a lot.

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I was going to say no, no we don’t, but their high end is 5 inches? Yeah that works.

Can confirm…

Not true lol

Studies authors are all Jewish

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