Stupid little NFL puzzle

Just got this emailed to me. Got most of them...some are dumb. Thought I'd share:

Professional Football Teams By Another Name

The following are versions for 27 professional football team names. Can you correctly name them all?

1: Army insects.

2: Seven squared.

3: Streakers are this:

4: A 747

5: Hostile attackers.

6: Various Iron Workers

7: Suntan bodies.

8: I.O.U.s

9: Men with a country.

10: Toy baby with fish arms.

11: Lubricators.

12: Six rulers

13: Opposite of ewe.

14: Class of Boy Scouts.

15: American gauchos

16: Basic, fundamental rules

17: Credit card users.

18: Indian leaders

19: King of beasts

20: A dollar for corn

21: $100 bird

22: Hot epidermis

23: Louis Armstrong's Favorite Song

24: Six shooters

25: Rodeo Horses

26: Cross-country hikers

27: Some people ride in them.

Oh....You can only use each team once, and the puzzle appears to be kind of old, so plan accordingly.

1--Giants (get it? GI-Ants??) 2--49ers, 4--Jets, 6--Steelers, 8--Bills, 11--Oilers, 12--Vikings, 13--Rams, 14--Packers? 18--Chiefs, 19--Lions, 20--Buccanneers, 21--Seahawks 22--Redskins, 23--Saints(??), 25--Broncos, 27--Jaguars

...and I'm spent....

I'll try to fill in a few Eddies didn't answer.

3)bears

5)Raiders

7)Redskins

9)Patriots

10)Dolphins

15)Cowboys

16)Cardinals

17)Chargers

21)Eagles ????

24)Colts

26)Packers

 

14)Eagles????

All are right except two on Yuki's

14 is Eagles. Eddie is right Re: 21 (Seahawks....C-Hawks)

7 isn't redskins. That's 22, I think. There's another team that fits better.

DOH!!!!

7) Browns

I got all but #23....

 

1: Army insects.
New York Giants

2: Seven squared.
San Francisco 49'ers

3: Streakers are this:
Chicago Bears

4: A 747
New York Jets

5: Hostile attackers.
Oakland Raiders

6: Various Iron Workers
Pittsburgh Steelers

7: Suntan bodies.
Cleveland Browns

8: I.O.U.s
Buffalo Bills

9: Men with a country.
New England Patriots

10: Toy baby with fish arms.
Miami Dolphins

11: Lubricators.
Houston Oilers

12: Six rulers
Minnesota Vikings

13: Opposite of ewe.
St. Louis Rams

14: Class of Boy Scouts.
Philadelphia Eagles

15: American gauchos
Dallas Cowboys

16: Basic, fundamental rules
Arizona Cardinals

17: Credit card users.
San Diego Chargers

18: Indian leaders
Kansas City Chiefs

19: King of beasts
Detroit Lions

20: A dollar for corn
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

21: $100 bird
Seattle Seahawks

22: Hot epidermis
Washington Redskins

23: Louis Armstrong's Favorite Song


24: Six shooters
Indianapolis Colts

25: Rodeo Horses
Denver Broncos

26: Cross-country hikers
Green Bay Packers

27: Some people ride in them.
Jacksonville Jaguars

Yup. As they should be Tapped Out. :-)

23 is the New Orleans Saints. (when the saints come marching home)