Suicide Girls Burlesque Show

Hello,

I went to the Suicide Girls Blackheart Burlesque show Wed. night in Missouri.

I had never heard of it, and a friend texted me halfway through the day and asked if I wanted to go.

DAMN, am I glad I did. If this comes near you, it's well worth your time and money.

It was two hours long, 8 very sexy women. They started with two girls doing a crazy pole dance on the same pole, then did a bunch of dance skits themed to different movies, music, etc.

For example:

Michael Jackson's Thriller (hot zombies, YES!)
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Star Wars
Comic Book superhero movies
Sexy little mermaid doing a naughty version of "part of your world" song
Zelda theme
Schoolgirls
Planet of the Apes

There were several more but I forget.

The 8 girls weren't crazy heavy tattooed like some of the Suicide Girls, some had more than others. One girl only had one small heart on her leg.

3 of them were black/mixed, one was Asian, one was Brazilian, the rest were white.

They were all insanely sexy. There's something for everyone, no matter your taste.

Definitely check it out if you can.

Website and tour schedule:

http://blackheartburlesque.com/

Caught the show last year in Baltimore. Very entertaining I thought plus lots of hot tattooed girls in the audience. Phone Post 3.0

Damn, Baltimore and DC this month. I may have to catch a show.

Willie Makitt - Damn, Baltimore and DC this month. I may have to catch a show.

DO IT!

Tickets were only 25 where I saw it. Sooooooooo worth it.

LiveWire - Caught the show last year in Baltimore. Very entertaining I thought plus lots of hot tattooed girls in the audience. Phone Post 3.0

There were plenty of hotties at our show, but when they asked for girls to get on stage for a dance off, a bunch of fatties got up there.

And I'm not just being a dick, I can handle a thick girl, but 3 of them were over 220lbs.

The girl that won was at least 250 and only won because she just shredded all her clothes and everyone went nuts.

LOL, then she asked the SG host to "kiss my titties"

And she did....

I may need therapy for that image in my brain.

Hahaha my friend made fun of me for wanting to go. Said "dude. I have porn." But fuck him, that sounds fun Phone Post 3.0

I'm not a fan of burlesque but I understand their brand is reasonably competent at it.

Charizard - Hahaha my friend made fun of me for wanting to go. Said "dude. I have porn." But fuck him, that sounds fun Phone Post 3.0

This was so much better. And I like porn.

BarkLikeADog - I'm not a fan of burlesque but I understand their brand is reasonably competent at it.

I have never seen burlesque before, so I didn't know what to expect. But it was awesome.

Just a bunch of hot girls doing dance routines and ending up in thongs and pasties at the end of each dance.

The two girls that did the dual pole-dance were awesome. They were twisted up like pretzels and showed some really impressive balance and core strength.

I really enjoyed the music choices, too.

Damn, I hate you OP. I've been wanting to see this show.

Oh, they did a BDSM themed routine to Nine Inch Nails CLOSER

Three girls doing chair routines while another was the "master" with a whip.

THAT was great, too.

ausgepicht - Damn, I hate you OP. I've been wanting to see this show.

I live in a shit town, am single, divorced, and never do anything fun besides build/fix/collect guns.

SO I really needed it