Superman gets a new cape….yep they ruined it

Superman’s Cape Gets An Instantly Historic New Upgrade

Superman is set to get a new cape from his boyfriend in the upcoming DC Pride special that is the perfect modern upgrade for Jon Kent.

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Jon Kent and the Technicolor Faggotcape.

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Grandpa Kent is rolling in his grave

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The Left is too stupid to create original content, so they have to steal and ruin.

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Who are they trying to impress here, 'cause it’s not the people who buy comic books.

Get woke go broke, and it can’t happen fast enough.

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what a gay cape

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The fuck is this shit?

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also…LOL @ “Supermans Boyfriend”

I’m sure the sales of this will be incredible

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I, for one, would welcome a superhero named Faggotman.

What would his powers be? Invulnerable goatse.

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Superman is a groomer now?

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Lol I knew exactly what it’d be, surprised it’s this it’s only that gay and not a full flaming fag flag

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Is this permanent? As in years from now Superman will be in comics fighting super villains in his lbtgq cape? Maybe in some years a new Superman movie will come out and he will be wearing the same lbtgq cape?

Or is this some side bullshit 1 off non canon comic that most won’t know exist?

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I wanted to know this too.

I have a feeling it’s a one time special from the way the lady says it’s a short for DCpride special.

But of course you can count on the rough and rugged men of the OG to be offended by a comic book cape color.

Will someone please just think of the straight white men suffering because of this?

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Unstoppable

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Imagine getting pounded in the ass by Superman?

Buns of steel

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Ok…first he cannot have sex with a human.

Now he can fuck boys?

I mean his cum load is not gonna be a slow roller.

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  1. This is permanent. Or at least a permanent as anything in comics can be.
  2. This is absolutely canon.

And before anyone says, “but it’s just Superman’s (aka Clark’s) son, Jonathan”. Superman (Clark Kent) is dead. So Jonathan is Superman now and will be Superman for the foreseeable future.

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