Suppose every Friday the 13th and Halloween, Jason and Michael prowls the streets of some random town, butchering people and then disappear the next day.
When the day comes, how would you prepare?
Iād do kata
Systema for the win. If that doesnāt workā¦
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Stay home
Stay home and stay awake. lock my doors and windows and have a gun nearby.
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Smart to avoid the trifectaā¦
Mossberg 590 and make some swiss cheese
I would home alone both those fools
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Now if these mofoās decide to join the party under Michael and Jason, we are all fucked soā¦
Good luck with your guns guys.
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Worst, worst case scenario, contact Frank Mir after looking up āFrank Mir is the devilā thread from this site. Dude would solve everything (for a price unfortunately)ā¦
A shotgun would turn their knees into perforated matter. How would they walk after that?
Donāt forget this would be real life not Hollywood
Some of the real life shit happening these days laughs at hollywood. Yāall realize that the fr@it actually ārunsā a country and was re-elected by fellow fr@its? We live in another dimension imoā¦
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Pffft, are you trying to be a victim? What if Jason or Michael Myers attacks you by a random pummel horse? Gymkata FTW
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