Swab her poop deck on the Carnival Cruise?

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Looks like beetlejuice after offending the headshrinker

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i might even subtly suggest she's fat over the course of the cruise until she gets on her bulimia game and tightens it up

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I guess so, if youre really drunk.

with the short hair? no

with long hair? bangarang

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YUp

Dem titays

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Standards don't exist is the US 

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Yes I will bang, but does OP have to be in the room and watch me? 

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ShotgunSurgeon -

Standards don't exist is the US 

These are International Waters Son, there are no laws here.....dive in!

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Savron - 

YUp

Dem titays

All 4 of them

LMAO @ title.

answer is yes.

Oh, and OP you are one of the last remaining greats.

RiP Man of peephole 

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That's a sturdy gal.  If i'm drunk and confined to a ship out to sea, i would bang that till dehydration.  Sober and on land?  Maybe

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ShotgunSurgeon - 

Standards don't exist is the US 

Standards are for suckers.

But yes, she’s hot AF. All day and all night, son. All day and all night.

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RIP MOTPH

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Nope. She’s pretty but I can’t deal with armpit biceps. 

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BrowBeaten -

RIP MOTPH

I second this statement. RIP for all the joy you brought into our lives.  

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Too fat for me. That stomach would be a problem. 

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